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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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