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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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