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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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