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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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