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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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