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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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