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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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