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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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