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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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