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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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