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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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