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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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