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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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