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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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