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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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