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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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