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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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