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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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