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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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