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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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