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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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