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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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