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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Coco eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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