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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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