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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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