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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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