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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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