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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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