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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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