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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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