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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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