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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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