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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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