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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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