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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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