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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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