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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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