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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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