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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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