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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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