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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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