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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Missy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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