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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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