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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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