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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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