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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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