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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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