Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.