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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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