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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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