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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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