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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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