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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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