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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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