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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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