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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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