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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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